Google Buzz for Business, Get Your Wallet Out Again
February 12, 2010
My head is melted.
Way back in time I just had to blog, now I have to tweet, update Facebook, network on LinkedIn, save on Delicious, Redit, Sphinn, and the list goes on and on getting bigger every day.
One question – when can I get on with some bloody work?
Now add Google Buzz to the list. Within the week there will be a Google Buzz guru telling you that the reason you’re not a multimillionaire in this recession is you are not Buzzing everywhere.
Believe me you will be forced to Buzz, you might feel completely stupid, think this is not something for adults – but the gurus will have you Buzzing by the end of the month – and they will convince you to pay about €500 per day to show you how to be the Best at Buzz.
By the end of March you will be finishing off phone calls telling people to G Buzz you, you will hear it in the street – just give me a G Buzz.
Now you will have to know how to make friends while Buzzing, make sure your Buzz profile is completed, update your Buzz everyday, (or pay someone to…).
If you think the social media consultants have had their hand in your pocket up to now – watch out it is about to get much worse.
In fact I can reliably predict that the prices will go through the roof as soon as Google has a Professional Buzz Consultants Program.
My suggestion is switch the computer off and have a great weekend and have a good face to face chat with someone you like that you are not trying to get something from.
Cheers.
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